Monday, October 29, 2012

Howloween Blog Hop Day 4!


Okay folks! Last day of the hop! I've focused quite a bit on my favorite paranormal couple, Tucker and Stelian, from my ebook Pricolici. I'm giving away a free pdf copy of Pricolici to one winner and another lucky winner will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card. All you have to do is follow my blog,comment on any official Blog Hop post, and give me a way to contact you! Bonus: Anyone who likes me on facebook gets an extra entry too.

Today I want to focus on the main holiday for all us lovers of the paranormal, Halloween! I found a naughty little joke I'm going to share below. I'd love to hear your favorites. As a surprise bonus, the person who can make me laugh the hardest will win a copy of Pricolici, outside my other contest prize offerings!! Everyone else who doesn't win will still be entered in my main contest.

On to the funnies!!

10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren’t…
1. So…What’d you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
9. They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!



27 comments:

  1. Loved your 10 things list!

    Please enter me in your contest.

    tawny(at)abra-cadabraalpacas(dot)com

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    1. Entry counted in my regular contest!

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  2. Great list. Thanks for the giveaway.
    sstrode at scrtc dot com

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    1. Thanks. Entry for my regular contest counted!

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  3. I don't know any Halloween jokes. So I'll have to share a song instead...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImnMucno1ew

    Enjoy.

    Mann Ramblings

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    1. I'll count it as an entry in the special contest anyway; that was funny!

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  4. Loved your Blog Hop posts this weekend!!! Don't know why its taken me so long to enter... lol!! But I am now :)

    Long time blog follower,
    naughtycouture@yahoo.com

    ps....
    please post the next chapter of Adverse Affects! I'm dying over here *bats eye lashes*

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    1. It's coming, don't worry!!! Being sick has hampered my writing; as it always does, unfortunately. I'm working on it today, though!! I've entered you in my regular contest!

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  5. How about:
    'You scared me stiff'


    GFC follower - Dovile
    spamscape [at] gmail [dot] com

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    1. Yes! Someone added a line! Woo hoo! I've added you to my special contest Dovile!

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  6. Hey guys!! Don't forget, if you want to be entered in a special drawing to win an extra copy of Pricolici, JUST for today's entries-You need to include a Halloween joke. Entries without one will be entered into the regular contest, not my special one.

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  7. Hmmm...how about...Is that a sucker in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!

    lori
    loriwarwick220@yahoo.com

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  8. I would like an entry in the regular contest. Unfortunately I don't have any halloween jokes :-(

    raziya.harriat@gmail.com

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    1. C'mon!! What is google for if not to look up inane shit? How do you think I found that joke? You can do it!

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  9. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?

    Candy corneas.

    teeeheee I like you on FB

    smurfettev AT gmail DOT com

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    1. :P LOL That's one I hadn't heart. Thanks! I've counted your facebook fav entry too!

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  10. What do ghosts have dessert on Halloween?
    >> ice scream

    ivegotmail8889@yahoo.com

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    1. :P Classic! Counted your entry PC, thanks!

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  11. I love your work. I just reread some stories on Lit and GA. Because I am am from Germany I do not know any Halloween jokes so please enter me in the regular one?
    janahock (at) googlemail.com

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  12. Thanks for the giveaway. You have great books to read.
    lauratroxel@yahoo.com

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  13. Lmao that list was hilarious, here's a joke a friend of mine sent me. I know some hardcore Halloween fans, here's one that gave me a laugh ;)

    *One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more. "Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" I asked. "Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight too."*

    Kezia
    kezia.rawr@gmail.com

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  14. O.k. Just got back to e-mail so thought I'd drop in with some really silly, safe for kids jokes too.

    Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
    No, they eat the fingers separately.

    Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.

    What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
    A cereal killer.

    Hope that counts to enter in your special give away too!
    tawny(at)abra-cadabraalpacas(dot)com

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  15. Hi CIA. I loved Pricolici. I'm thinking maybe a series could come out of that great story. There is just tons of information for several books. ;)
    I follow yr blog-ceagles48218@yahoo.com
    Facebook-christine Henry-eagles.
    Great blogs for this hop.

    Chris
    ceagles48218@yahoo.com

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  16. Happy Halloween!! Thank you so much for the awesome hop and giveaway! :)
    shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com

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  17. Loved your list, thanks for sharing! I follow you on GFC as Emily and FB as Emily Wells. Thanks for participating!

    tiger-chick-1(at)hotmail(dot)com

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  18. LOL Love the top 10.
    lauratroxel@yahoo.com

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