Okay folks! Last day of the hop! I've focused quite a bit on my favorite paranormal couple, Tucker and Stelian, from my ebook Pricolici. I'm giving away a free pdf copy of Pricolici to one winner and another lucky winner will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card. All you have to do is follow my blog,comment on any official Blog Hop post, and give me a way to contact you! Bonus: Anyone who likes me on facebook gets an extra entry too.
Today I want to focus on the main holiday for all us lovers of the paranormal, Halloween! I found a naughty little joke I'm going to share below. I'd love to hear your favorites. As a surprise bonus, the person who can make me laugh the hardest will win a copy of Pricolici, outside my other contest prize offerings!! Everyone else who doesn't win will still be entered in my main contest.
On to the funnies!!
10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren’t…
1. So…What’d you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
9. They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!