When I read this question, Cia, I burst out laughing—it brought back memories.
Many years ago I had a regular obscene caller who would make three calls to me in quick succession while I was at work. In the first there would just be silence; the second he would breathe heavily, and on the third he'd ask me in a very husky voice what I was wearing.
It went on for months and I'd get so frustrated with every set of calls as I never seemed to be in a position to be able to answer him—there was always someone standing nearby who would be able to hear me.
One day, luck finally smiled on me, and when he got to his third call and breathed his question down the phone line at me, I purred back, "Nothing and it feels wonderful."
He never phoned me again!
Today, luckily for you and your readers, I'm not naked!
I'm wearing jeans, sneakers, and a long-sleeve white Henley shirt!
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